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Om shanti shanti shanti...

...fuck that, get me a mocha.

Created on 2006-02-20 22:34:10 (#9566336), last updated 2007-10-07

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Name:	chaoslindsay
Website:	that OTHER journal of mine

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The Chaos lindsay is a very large protozoan and belongs to the Phyllum Errata. It has an ever changing shape and is approximately 150cm - 153cm long, depended if it has been standing on its pseudopods all day. It can easily be seen with the naked eye, and often can be seen naked with your eye.

Copies of Chaos lindsay can be ordered from art supply companies but it is a fragile protozoan and does not survive well in the classroom. Its chances for survival are much greater when placed into a warm bath immediately after receiving. After acclimatization, it generally migrates of its own power to a source of electricity. It is highly discouraged to keep your Chaos lindsay in a domicile that is not connected to 'The Internet', a series of tubes through which it collaborates with others of the genus. Do not worry about cross-contamination or dilution of your Chaos lindsay, as it shows little interest in reproduction.

Chaos lindsay can sense light and move away from it. If distressed, this rather interesting amoeba will emit a strange chirping noise followed by an extended high-pitched whine. Further irritation of the Chaos lindsay is not recommended, as though it is small, it is extremely volatile.

Chaos lindsay feeds on paramecium, but its favored food is Oh Henry chocolate bars and Pepsi. At lower right we see a Chaos lindsay enveloping a paramecium. Many of the dark spots inside the protoplasm are food vacuoles. They hold undigested food, usually composed of proteins and saturated fats, with the occasional carrot stick.

The original Chaos lindsay,

neomeruru, is the only one of its noble kind, and must be treated with extreme care.